if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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