wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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