when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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