I hate all girls vehemently.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
BRING THE BAGELS
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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