Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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