i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I think we might need a safe word for this...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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