god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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