the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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