Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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