: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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