Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
what day is it and did you see me today?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
There r osticjed everywhere
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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