4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
kristin has been a bad kristin
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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