I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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