he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize
