i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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