are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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