Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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