Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Come share oat with me in your robe
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
