We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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