I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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