im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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