Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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