And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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