did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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