drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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