dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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