like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
