OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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