apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So much rum. So many feels.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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