doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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