Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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