she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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