doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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