It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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