Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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