just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize