if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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