Dual....:-)
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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