You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she was so not down for the gang bang
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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