I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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