Nicole vs. Life
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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