just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
