On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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