I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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