Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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