Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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