hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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