Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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