Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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