K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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