oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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