if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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