do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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