I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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