Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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