i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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